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This was one of those 'what if' stories that poked at me while I was at an actual Oxford graduation ceremony. I spotted a dishevelled, elderly gentleman dressed quite incongruously for the occasion and my mind wandered as to who he might be. I never did find out, so I calmed my curious braincell with the thought that - just maybe - he was the father in this story.