He isnae mine, hasnae been for twelve years. I know that now. It took a good long while tae admit it and I’ve tried tae make up for lost time, for a’ the years I dithered about whether or not it wis true.
Not many people know this, but the sun is also a star. Not to be a Debbie Downer but in about four billion years from now it will overheat like a dodgy boiler, sucking up the sea and turning us all into burnt chips.